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🏠 Screen Cafe, Cafe at the Screenworks, 22 Highbury Grove, N5 2EF
Tier Achieved:
Clean. Reliable. Does the job.
The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.
Screen Cafe is a workspace that feels a bit like a corporate IKEA showroom that ran out of furniture. The building is modern and airy, but let's be real—the food is overpriced and often sold out. The coffee? More like a sad cup of burnt disappointment. If you’re here for the WiFi, you might as well grab your laptop and head to a nearby café instead. At least they have decent coffee.
The staff seem nice but have you ever felt like your breakfast is just a prop in a poorly written sitcom? The atmosphere is a blend of 'I’m trying to work' and 'why is it so hot in here?' The meeting rooms might be lovely, but don’t count on the café to fill your belly with anything other than regret. Let’s just say, the vibe is all about surviving the workday, not thriving.
"People I meet there are relentlessly nice."
"Facilities have improved with an empathetic front office now in place."
"Cafe downstairs is expensive, but food is fairly nice if they haven't sold out!"
Screen Cafe, 22 Highbury Grove — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 24 April 2024