Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
π Unit 13 Kensington Arcade, 123 Kensington High Street, LONDON, W8 5SF
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest β your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Caffe Nero is like the cousin who always shows up at family gatherings with a bit of drama. Youβve got a solid 5-star hygiene rating, but the Google score is hanging around 3.8, which tells you everything you need to know. Itβs a hit-or-miss situation depending on whoβs pouring your coffee. Linda loves her decaf cappuccino, and Anja is all about Giuseppe's caramel latte, but it seems like the staff can be as inconsistent as the coffee quality.
BΓ‘rbara noticed a lack of cleanliness, and Johnβs had his fair share of bad brews. So, if you find yourself needing a caffeine fix, just remember it might be a gamble. But hey, if you get Giuseppe on a good day, you might just be in for a treat, coffee-wise, that is.
"Great decaf skinny cappuccino!"
"Thank you to Giuseppe for his consistently outstanding service."
"Great freshly brewed coffee right above the underground."
Caffe Nero, LONDON β Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
ποΈ Last inspected: 16 June 2025