CARPO KNIGHSTBRIDGE LIMITED

Carpo Knightsbridge is the kind of place you’d want to take your wallet and hide it under your shirt. It’s perfect for those who enjoy overpriced chocolates and nuts while pretending they’re rich. The hazelnut chocolates are apparently a hit, and the KARAK drink is the stuff of legends—Nasser swears by it. The location is on point, being close to Harrods, so you can drink your overpriced coffee after a day of pretending to be civilized.

But hey, the staff, including Bijay, are commendably polite and attentive, which adds a sprinkle of charm to the experience. Just don’t expect to leave without feeling a tiny bit poorer and slightly less satisfied than you hoped. It’s a safe bet if you want a little luxury without too much risk, just be ready to splurge.