COSTA COFFEE

Costa Coffee near the Hilton is like that friend who always offers to pay but never really follows through. It's clean, sure, but the coffee is as hit-or-miss as your last Tinder date. Yusuf loved the outdoor seating and the 'delicious' taste, but Andre was left wishing for some latte art to distract from his not-so-perfect cappuccino. Meanwhile, Ethienne had a meltdown over the lack of food options and a barista who could barely speak English. And let’s not forget the WiFi situation—who needs it when you can enjoy a flat white in utter chaos?

If you’re just looking for a caffeine fix with a side of drama, this is your spot. It’s perfect for those moments when you just need a clean table and the bare minimum of service while you contemplate life decisions. But if you’re after a serious coffee experience, you might want to keep walking—preferably away from the Hilton and to a place where they actually give a damn about your order.