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🏠 32-34 Hans Crescent, LONDON, SW1X 0LZ
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Crazy Pizza is a lively spot that’s more about the experience than the food itself. Sunil loved the ultra-thin crust and the fun atmosphere, but then you have the other side of the coin where people like Sophia Sopromadze are left feeling cold, literally and figuratively, with their service and pizza. The staff try hard, but it seems to falter when it gets busy.
The table-side tiramisu and pizza performances add pizzazz, but if the pizza isn’t up to scratch, what’s the point? Prices are higher than average, so you’d expect something exceptional, not just average. So if you're in the mood for a theatrical pizza night, this could be the spot, just check the reviews before diving in. 🍕
"A fun, flavour-packed experience."
"The atmosphere was lively and full of energy."
"The pizza was delicious — thin, fresh, and packed with flavor."
Crazy Pizza — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 1 July 2025