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🏠 Holland Park, LONDON, W8 6LU
Tier Achieved:
Clean. Reliable. Does the job.
The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.
Holland Park Cafeteria is the place where mediocre meets 'it’s fine'—and it’s honestly a bit of a letdown considering its prime location. The breakfast looked promising, made even better with the stellar service from Maria, who deserves an award for being the highlight of our meal. The food is decent enough; think solid brunch vibes, but it’s not going to knock your socks off.
The atmosphere is cozy, perfect for casual catch-ups, but the service can be a bit hit or miss. One minute you’re being treated like royalty, and the next, you're left wondering if your waitress just ghosted you. There’s potential here, but it’s held back by inconsistency. If you’re in the area and craving a quick bite, it’s alright, but don't set your expectations too high.
"The food was amazing—fresh, delicious, and beautifully prepared."
"This place was perfect."
"The place has such a great vibe — bright, relaxed, and perfect for brunch or coffee."
Holland Park Cafeteria — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 29 September 2025