JOLLIBEE

Jollibee hits that nostalgic sweet spot for Filipinos missing home, and it’s as clean as a whistle. Kuya Roger and Kylie are the real MVPs here, making sure your spicy chicken burger and spaghetti come out faster than you can say 'fast food'. The ube coconut pie? A solid end to your meal, unless you happen to get the oddly stinky peach pie that’s been compared to gym socks. It's fast food with a twist, but be prepared for a bit of a wait, especially if you're after those crispy chicken pieces.

Despite the hype, it’s a bit of a mixed bag. The highlight is definitely the crispy chicken burger, but if you’re an anal Coca-Cola fan, you might be mildly disappointed with the Pepsi. So, if you’re in the mood for some crispy goodness, just bear in mind you might leave with a slightly stinky memory of that peach pie.