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🏠 1-3 Lexham Gardens, LONDON, W8 5JL
Tier Achieved:
For the germaphobe whose motto is 'food is fuel'.
Spotless kitchen, rubbish food. Won't get sick. Might wish you had. Emergency calories only.
Lexham Brasserie is the kind of place where the only thing that looks good is the location. Pictures online are misleading, and the reality is like stepping into a time capsule from the 90s. The rooms are tiny and the bathrooms might as well be from a horror movie set. You’ll have better luck finding a clean bench in a park than a tidy table here.
If you find yourself in a bind, just remember that the location is decent, but everything else may leave you feeling like you’ve stepped into a budget horror movie. The staff seem friendly enough, but even they can’t save this sinking ship. You might want to take your chances elsewhere unless you're feeling particularly adventurous.
"the bathroom was super uncomfortable."
"Do not trust the pictures of this hotel."
"this was by far the worst experience I've ever had in a hotel."
Lexham Brasserie — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 6 March 2024