Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 45 Cadogan Gardens, LONDON, SW3 2TB
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For the germaphobe whose motto is 'food is fuel'.
Spotless kitchen, rubbish food. Won't get sick. Might wish you had. Emergency calories only.
Marshall Wace Asset Management is basically the food equivalent of a ghost town. Hygiene rating? 5 out of 5. Google reviews? A dismal 2.7. It’s like they’ve nailed cleanliness but failed miserably at everything else. The only five-star love comes from Evghenii Malicenco, who apparently got charmed by the management. Everyone else is crying out for better food and service.
It sounds like a place where you can eat without fear of getting ill, but also without the joy of actually enjoying your meal. If you’re here to fuel up and dash, you might survive; if you want flavor and fun, steer clear. It’s a clean but boring pit stop.
Marshall Wace Asset Management — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 15 September 2025