Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 186 Kensington Park Road, LONDON, W11 2ES
Tier Achieved:
Mythical. Spotless AND the best of the best.
Like a unicorn — squeaky clean with top-tier food. This is the dream. Book it.
Osteria Napoletana feels like a warm hug from your Italian grandma—if your grandma were an actual restaurant. With a 5/5 hygiene rating and pasta that’ll make you weep, this place is a solid choice. Edward’s seafood was spot on, and CLS couldn’t stop raving about the pasta. Every bite is a reminder of why you love carbs. And let’s not forget Mattia, the waiter who’s a mix of efficiency and humor; he’s like the Italian version of your best mate.
But, of course, nothing’s perfect. While most people are having a heavenly experience, Hannah had a meltdown over the prawn bruschetta that cost her a small fortune but tasted like a soggy regret. Still, if you’re after a cozy vibe with food that sings, this is your spot. Just watch out for that one dish that could ruin your night. 🍝🧄
"The food was all lovely."
"All the pasta was great."
"A truly lovely experience and a meal I’ll be thinking about long after."
Osteria Napoletana — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 11 January 2024