PYGMALIONI

Pygmalioni is clean, I'll give it that. But when the food is as exciting as watching paint dry, you might want to reconsider your lunch plans. Jillo Vlade Salomon gave it five stars, but Mart called it a 'bad sculpture' – and let’s be real, no one wants to eat art that looks like it belongs in a kindergarten class. If you’re hungry and in the area, sure, stop by. Just don’t expect a Michelin star anytime soon.

The staff probably do a great job at cleaning but with reviews like this, I’d suggest they focus on the menu next. Unless you love food that’s just as memorable as your last dentist appointment, you might want to keep scrolling. The vibe here is more “fuel stop” than “dining experience.”