TACO BELL

Taco Bell is like that friend who always brings the fun but can sometimes make your stomach question your life choices. The hygiene is on point, but the food is... well, it’s Taco Bell. You know what you’re getting—crunchy shells, cheesy goodness, and regret all wrapped up in a burrito. Perfect for when you need a late-night fix or want to pretend you’re living your best life at 2 AM.

The crowd is generally happy, but don’t expect culinary fireworks. This is a safe bet if you want something quick and cheap. Just remember, if you find yourself regretting that fourth Crunchwrap Supreme, we warned you. No one can save you from your poor decisions, but hey, at least you had fun.