THE BOTTLERY

The Bottlery is basically your average pub, but with more charm than your last Tinder date. The breakfast? Small but mighty. Think top-tier eggs with a side of 'did you really need that much toast?' Just ask the friendly staff—who, by the way, seem to genuinely care about you more than your ex ever did. Still, don’t expect to get blown away—it's decent, not dazzling. If you're nearby and craving some classic pub grub, the fish & chips here might just do the trick.

But let’s be real: the food is solid, but it’s the atmosphere that really shines. Reviewers rave about the Sunday roast, but watch out for the inattentive staff—who might just prioritize their smartphones over your needs. Overall, The Bottlery is like that safe friend who always orders the same thing, but you appreciate them for their reliability. You might not choose them for a wild night out, but they’ll always be there for a casual catch-up.🦄