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🏠 7-12 Sloane Square, LONDON, SW1W 8EG
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Tonteria is a club and restaurant hybrid that packs quite the punch, especially for a night out. Shelby had an amazing time, raving about the lively atmosphere and delicious food. With a DJ cranking out tunes and tasty cocktails, it’s an ideal spot for social butterflies looking to have some fun.
But let’s keep it real—this isn’t a fine dining establishment. While the food gets high marks, some reviews suggest it’s more about the nightlife than the culinary delights. It’s a solid choice for a night out but don’t expect a tranquil dining experience.
"The food was absolutely delicious, with a variety of dishes that were all cooked to perfection."
"All the food at the restaurant was very tasteful and well balanced."
"The Nachos and mango frozen margaritas are both incredible."
Tonteria — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 20 March 2023