GIRAFFE

Giraffe in Southbank is the kind of place where the vibe is casual, and the food is, well, acceptable. We’ve got Ilona swooping in with recommendations like the Korean BBQ chicken, which sounds way more exciting than the reality. Not a disaster, but don't expect fireworks. The calamari and fully loaded nachos? They exist, but you won’t be shouting about them from the rooftops.

The staff are friendly—especially Sylvia, who served one punter so well, they felt compelled to thank her publicly. The ambiance is nice enough, but watch out for the occasional plastic surprise in your meal (yep, that happened). It’s a solid spot if you want something easy, but don’t break out the confetti just yet. This isn’t culinary heaven; it's just... Giraffe.