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🏠 130 - 134 Clapham High Street, London, SW4 7UH
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
McDonald's: the place where dreams go to die, but at least no one’s getting food poisoning—5/5 hygiene rating, folks. If you’re in need of fuel and don't care much about what's on your plate, then this is your pit stop. The iconic Big Mac is still slinging its classic, but if you're after gourmet dining, you might as well head to the pavement outside. Fast food is the name of the game, and this place plays it as well as a one-legged man at a marathon.
Sure, the staff are as friendly as you’d expect when they’re not drowning in orders, but let's get real—you're here for the fries and the occasional guilty pleasure. If you’re in the mood for a solid burger fix without any fuss, swing by. But if your taste buds are searching for a thrill, keep moving. ⛽
McDonalds Restaurant — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 29 September 2025