Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 59 - 63 Clapham High Street, London, SW4 7TG
Tier Achieved:
Clean. Reliable. Does the job.
The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.
Nando's is the staple of mediocre dining, where the chicken’s good but the service can take a nosedive faster than you can say peri-peri. Zarina waxed lyrical about Jack serving her like a queen, while Junior felt the place ran like a well-oiled machine. But then Brenda dropped the bomb about the rude phone staff, and Ada’s waiting game turned into a full-on saga.
So, if you’re in the mood for chicken and can overlook the occasional attitude, this might just be your place. But don’t come expecting five-star service. It’s a toss-up between good food and the potential for a side of sass. 🐔
"The service is incredible the staff never fail to get my special requests right."
"Exceptional customer service, speed of order."
"The food was delicious. Everyone in my party loved the abundance of sauce options."
Nando's — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 29 November 2023