Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 Ground Floor, 85 Acre Lane, London, SW2 5TN
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Mythical. Spotless AND the best of the best.
Like a unicorn — squeaky clean with top-tier food. This is the dream. Book it.
Sam's Cafe is that cozy, reliable corner where breakfast dreams come true—and they do it at prices that won't make your wallet weep. Iona Davis swears by their glorious breakfast and sandwiches, with a special nod to the BLT that’s apparently best enjoyed in bed. Who could argue? David Chambers echoes the love with a praise for their small breakfast deal which is so perfect, it should be on a billboard. This is where you come for tasty food and a friendly neighborhood vibe.
You won't find any pretentious frills here, just good old-fashioned hospitality. With a 5/5 hygiene rating, you can munch away without worrying about what might be lurking in the kitchen. The vibes are warm, and the staff genuinely seem to care. Just be careful about the mushrooms—Jack Deans would agree those little fungi shouldn’t be on your plate unless you want to start a feud.
"Always great quality breakfast and sandwiches and really good prices."
"Got the small breakfast 1 for £8 and its comes with a drink and toast, perfect."
"The atmosphere is warm and the staff are genuinely kind."
Sam's Cafe, London — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 3 January 2025