COSTA COFFEE

Costa Coffee is your usual caffeine pit stop, but with a bit of drama. You’ve got Gavin and David loving their hot chocolates and catch-ups, while Josephine found the staff friendly—even during a baby crisis. But then it gets dicey. Stephen, Lindsey, and K Parkin paint a different picture, with complaints about scruffy surroundings and service that could use a pep talk. It’s like a soap opera in a coffee shop, where some days are a delight, and others make you question your life choices.

The drinks might be decent, but don’t get too comfy. One day you could be sipping a lovely latte, and the next, you’re dodging dirty tables and a staff that’s too busy gossiping to serve you. Costa Coffee is perfect if you need a safe spot to chat, but probably not for a romantic first date unless you want to bond over lukewarm toasties and awkward service.