HASINA'S CAFE AND BREAKFAST

Hasina's Cafe and Breakfast has all the charm of a local joint, where the food is passable and the staff are nice, like Sonia and Aneeq who seem to be living their best lives here. You might think you're in for a treat with the strawberry milkshake and the desi breakfast—until you remember that one star review from Zainab, who had a breakfast bag that could've been a crime scene. Burnt French toast and missing hash browns? Sounds like a breakfast horror story nobody asked for.

The vibe is humble and simple, which is great until you realize that simplicity can sometimes mean laziness. A bit of a rollercoaster ride, really. You might find a warm greeting and decent food, or you might get cold coffee and a side of regret. Either way, you’ll probably leave with a story to tell at the pub later.