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🏠 Shop Unit 9 Gledhow Wing, St James Hospital, Beckett Street, LS9 7TF
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Proper Cornish is like that clean plate at a family dinner—looks good but leaves you feeling a bit empty. I mean, who thought that a pasty could be so thick around the edges it could double as a doorstop? Corriene was all about those steak and gravy pasties, but it seems the only thing that came through was a hard edge. Paul had a similar disaster with his afternoon tea delivery getting misrouted like a lost puppy. The real kicker? Laura's pick 'n' mix pasties promised a cheese and bacon delight, but what she received was more like a sad potato masquerading as cheese. The only consistency here seems to be disappointment.
When the highlight of your meal is the delivery time rather than the food, you know you’re in a bit of a mess. Sure, it’s clean, but for a pasty joint named Proper Cornish, I'd expect a bit more 'proper' and a lot less 'cornish-ly disappointing.'
"Received perfectly frozen."
"10/10 from moi!"
"Sausage rolls lacked flavour and tasted cheap."
Proper Cornish, Beckett Street — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 17 January 2024