Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 51 - 53 High Street, Newhaven, BN9 9PA
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The ultimate Russian roulette. Culinary daredevils only.
The Devil's feeding trough. Food so good people risk it all. The kitchen is a horror show but the reviews are immaculate. Strongest stomachs only. You've been warned.
Newhaven Coffee Shop is as close to a culinary conundrum as you can get. With a hygiene rating that makes you question your life choices, this place still manages to pull in the crowds. It’s like the rebellious teenager of cafes, serving delicious food that has folks singing its praises while the hygiene police are raising red flags. You’ve got great coffee and large portions, but just try not to think too hard about what's lurking under the surface.
If you’re ready to ignore the hygiene horrors for a chance at tasty food and friendly service, dive in. Just be prepared for a little digestive adventure afterward. This place is a gamble for the brave, so consider yourself warned. 🍽️💩
"Wow what a jem of a cafe"
"Had a brunch breakfast that was delicious!"
"Always great tasting food, large portions and good value."
Newhaven coffee shop, Newhaven — Food Hygiene Rating: 1/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 24 June 2025