THE MARSHMALLOW COW CAFE

🏠 The Oaks Poultry Farm, Common Lane, Ditchling, BN6 8TN

☕ Cafe

Tier Achieved:

🦄 THE UNICORN 🦄

Mythical. Spotless AND the best of the best.

Like a unicorn — squeaky clean with top-tier food. This is the dream. Book it.

🧼 Food Hygiene Rating 5/5 FSA Certified
⭐ Google Rating 4.8 231 reviews
Mon9 AM–4:30 PM
Tue9 AM–4:30 PM
Wed9 AM–4:30 PM
Thu9 AM–4:30 PM
Fri9 AM–4:30 PM
Sat8:30 AM–3 PM
SunClosed

Sweet spot for families, but don't expect luxury.

The Marshmallow Cow Cafe has all the charm of a family-run spot that actually cares about the people walking through the door. It’s like stepping into a cozy hug, packed with delightful cakes and coffee that's more than just a caffeine boost – it’s a little cup of joy. You’ve got a friendly farmer on site who seems to be the star of the show, and if you’re lucky, some baby animals will make your day. It’s downright delightful, really.

But let’s not kid ourselves; it’s not Michelin-starred. The showers might be a bit cold, but if that doesn’t bother you, the vibe of the place definitely will. Kids will thrive here, and the adults can kick back and enjoy a slice of cake while they watch the little ones run amok. Just remember to bring your sense of adventure and possibly a hot water bottle if you plan on showering.


💬 PEOPLE SAY 💬

friendly ownersgreat atmospherebasic facilitieslovely cakes

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📝 REVIEWS 📝

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"Lovely place to camp."

— Sarah L.

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"Friendly farmer and nice useful cafe."

— Charlie K.

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"Great campsite with lots of things for the kids."

— Nicola P.


🔬 FSA BREAKDOWN 🔬

🧼 Hygienic Food Handling VERY GOOD
🏗️ Cleanliness & Facilities VERY GOOD
📋 Management & Safety VERY GOOD

The Marshmallow Cow Cafe, Ditchling — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5

🗓️ Last inspected: 22 January 2025


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