Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 Bell Green Retail Park, Bell Green, London, SE26 4PU
Tier Achieved:
For the germaphobe whose motto is 'food is fuel'.
Spotless kitchen, rubbish food. Won't get sick. Might wish you had. Emergency calories only.
Welcome to McDonald's: the culinary equivalent of that friend who always texts 'You up?' after midnight. Hygiene is on point at 5/5, but the food is about as exciting as a white wall. Kumar and Maria are the real MVPs here, dishing out smiles and decent service, but don’t go expecting your meal to be anything more than a quick fix. The Grinch meal's socks may be a cute touch, but I wouldn't wear them to a Michelin star restaurant. If you're planning to dine here, just remember: the hash browns take 15 minutes in the drive-thru. Seriously, what’s the hold-up?
If you’re in need of some sustenance on the go, grab a McCrispy and pray your fries are fresh. Just know you’re not here for fine dining, you’re here to survive your hangover and save some cash. Clean enough to avoid a health inspector’s wrath, but don’t expect any culinary fireworks. McDonald's: where dreams go to take a nap.
"Excellent service from Kumar."
"The restaurant was clean, including toilets."
"Overall the food was nice."
McDonalds, London — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 9 December 2025