MUFFIN BREAK

🏠 Unit 74, Lewisham Shopping Centre, London, SE13 7EP

☕ Cafe

Tier Achieved:

💀 DOUBLE SLAP 💀

Bad AND dirty. Worse than a meal deal.

Like being slapped twice. The food's crap and you'll probably get the 💩s anyway. Just... don't.

🧼 Food Hygiene Rating 1/5 FSA Certified

⭐ Google Rating 3.9 165 reviews

🕐 Hours not available

📍 DIRECTIONS

💀 Double Slap

Muffin Break is a double slap in Lewisham. With a food hygiene rating of 1/5 and 3.9★ on Google (165 reviews), this cafe lands in our "Double Slap" tier — bad and dirty. worse than a meal deal.

Full review coming soon — we're gathering more intel on this one.

✨ FEATURES ✨

🍽️ Dine-in🥡 Takeout🚗 Delivery☀️ Outdoor seating

🔬 FSA BREAKDOWN 🔬

🧼 Hygienic Food Handling NEEDS IMPROVEMENT

🏗️ Cleanliness & Facilities NEEDS IMPROVEMENT

📋 Management & Safety NEEDS IMPROVEMENT

Muffin Break, London — Food Hygiene Rating: 1/5

🗓️ Last inspected: 24 October 2025

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