PISTACHIOS HILLY FIELDS

Pistachios Hilly Fields is like that cozy corner of your local park—nice, but you’re not exactly rushing there every weekend. The bacon butties are a crowd-pleaser, and the coffee is decent, but the overall vibe gives off ‘let’s not get too excited.’ It’s child-friendly, sure, but keep your expectations low if you’re hoping for Michelin-star treatment.

Sure, the views are lovely and the atmosphere is chill, but the service can be hit or miss. Sometimes you’ll feel like you’re at a family gathering with stressed-out relatives—chaotic yet somehow comfortable. Just know that if you’re hoping for a clean table, you might be playing an endless game of musical chairs with the crumbs.