WAKA EXPRESS MOIRA

Waka Express in Moira could be the perfect pit stop for a quick meal, but don’t bet your last dollar on it. The hygiene score is solid, but the reviews are a mixed bag. On one hand, you’ve got LH calling out the duck spring rolls as 'OMG so good' while others, like Emma, lament cold rice and tough pork. It’s like playing culinary roulette—will you hit the jackpot or end up with food that makes you reconsider your life choices?

The staff seem to be either stars or stragglers. Gavin was pleasantly surprised by the food, while Ciara had a meltdown over the sauce situation, claiming they couldn’t guarantee anything was vegan. If you’re craving a Chinese takeaway and are feeling lucky, Waka might just deliver. Just be prepared for a possible food poisoning hangover or a soggy chip situation. Your call.