Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 1 Maple Road East, LU4 8AW
Tier Achieved:
For the germaphobe whose motto is 'food is fuel'.
Spotless kitchen, rubbish food. Won't get sick. Might wish you had. Emergency calories only.
Luton Town Football Club is a classic fuel stop if you’re at the game. Unfortunately, the 4⭐ hygiene isn’t saving it from a 1.5⭐ Google score. Paul’s pretty disappointed with the cramped away end—squeezing in like sardines isn’t anyone’s idea of fun. And Daniel’s ready to throw in the towel, saying it’s the worst away end he’s ever been in.
Let’s be honest—this is where dreams go to die for away fans. If you want to survive the match, pack your snacks and avoid sitting behind an iron post. 🏟️🤦♂️
"Mind the iron post, you might as well go home."
"The worst away end, I have ever been in, in my life over crowded."
Luton Town Football Club — Food Hygiene Rating: 4/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 26 September 2025