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🏠 Unit G10, Powerhub Business Centre, St Peters Street, ME16 0ST
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Cheeky Dino Play Centre is where birthday dreams go to die a slow death. Sure, the kids love the laser tag parties, but behind the cheerful chaos lies a menu that’s as basic as a white tee. I mean, Molly’s son loved his chicken nuggets, and good for him, but Toby was practically handing out gold stars for those same nuggets at his son’s party. The staff are friendly, which is nice, but let's be real—being polite while running around like headless chickens isn't exactly the hallmark of five-star service.
The place is a playground, literally, which means it’s loud and slightly overwhelming. Béla found it to be just another loud soft play arena, and yet others like Natasha found it decent enough. But if you’re looking for a Michelin-star experience, you’ll have to keep dreaming. I mean, you’re basically paying for kids to tire themselves out while you sip on overpriced coffee and pray for a moment of silence. Good luck with that.
"He thought it was absolutely fantastic"
"The staff, management and catering were all excellent"
"I thought it was pretty decent"
Cheeky Dino Play Centre, St Peters Street — Food Hygiene Rating: 4/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 23 September 2024