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π Roadchef Motorways Ltd, M20 Junction 8 From Junction 7 Off Slip, Maidstone, ME17 1SS
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Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest β your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Welcome to McDonald's Coast Bound, your go-to for quick bites on the road. The hygiene is top-notch, but donβt expect the food magic to match. Bobby's happy with the convenience, but Sam finds the service a bit choppy, especially during rush hour. Andy and Chris are singing the same sad song about incorrect orders and epic wait times, with Ben and Neil sharing horror stories of food delays and rude staff.
If youβre looking for a meal that will arrive in less than a decade, maybe grab a salad and hope for the best. Itβs clean as a whistle, but the service is about as fast as a slug on a lazy Sunday. ππ©
"This McDonaldβs is located in Maidstone, UK."
"Very slow queue."
"when I got home I had ordered a double Big Tasty..."
McDonalds (Coast Bound), Maidstone β Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
ποΈ Last inspected: 2 October 2025