MEGABITE

Megabite is what you get when you need a decent feed while you wait for your car to be serviced, but don’t hold your breath for Michelin stars here. Gerry Turner might love their English breakfast, but others are less impressed. Keith Butler might think the food is 'as good or better' than fancy places, but the reality check comes from those who found burnt bacon and cheap sausages. John Coombs praised its 'generous servings of pretty standard cafe fair', which kinda sums it all up really.

The vibe is quick, cheap eats, but if you're after quality, you might want to keep driving. With a few glowing reviews sandwiched between complaints about rudeness and questionable hygiene, Megabite sits in that awkward zone where it's neither a disaster nor a delight. You’ll probably leave with a full stomach, but it’s a gamble.