AL-GHURABI CAFE

Welcome to Al-Ghurabi Cafe, where hygiene is evidently a foreign concept. With a stunning zero hygiene score, it’s a wonder people aren’t running for the hills. Yet, they somehow score a solid 5.0 on Google – it’s like finding out your favorite toxic relationship has a great sense of humor. Kristina Signor is all about those amazing sweets, so maybe aim for dessert and pray it doesn't come with a side of regret.

This place is a gamble, with food critics and health inspectors probably having a good laugh. If you’re feeling risky, dive into the sweets, but remember, your stomach might not be as thrilled as your taste buds. Just bring some Pepto-Bismol for the ride home.