MARCO REAS DINER

Marco Reas Diner is the kind of place where the menu might look exciting at first glance, but it quickly turns into a game of 'how many dishes can I order before I regret it?' The atmosphere is about as thrilling as a wet sock, and the staff seem to be in a constant state of existential contemplation. If you’re after a thrilling meal, maybe try reheating last night's takeaway instead.

The classic fry-up is supposed to be the highlight, but honestly, it’s like it came from a freezer rather than a fryer. And let’s not even talk about the coffee—it's the kind of brew that makes you question your life choices. If unintentionally bland vibes are your thing, then Marco Reas is your new best mate. Just bring your own sauces; you’ll need them.