MR DELICIOUS

Mr Delicious is more like Mr Disappointing. Despite a shiny 5-star hygiene rating, the food is about as appealing as a soggy napkin. Ross described the kebab as drier than a desert and the hot sauce as tomato ketchup with a sprinkle of chili flakes—talk about underwhelming. Zineb’s experience with expired nachos will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about dining out.

If you want to survive this culinary disaster, stick to bottled drinks and maybe grab some chips—just don’t expect much from the kitchen. It’s a fuel stop if you’re desperate, but you might want to hold off until you’re absolutely starving. 😒