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🏠 223 High Street, Chatham, Kent, ME4 4BQ
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Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Ah, McDonald's, the quintessential fuel stop for all your late-night cravings and questionable life choices. It's clean, sure, but let’s be real—it’s about as exciting as a beige wall. The Big Mac is a classic, if you like burgers that are about as original as a cover band. If you're just looking to fill a void and do it in a hygienic environment, this is your spot. The fries? Crispy, salty, and the only thing here worth posting on Instagram.
Expect minimal chat with the staff unless they're taking your order— then it's all business. The cheeseburgers are reliable like that one friend who never pays you back. If you need a quick bite on the go or just want to drown your sorrows in a milkshake, McDonald's has got you covered. But if you're after an experience that tickles your taste buds, keep scrolling. 🍔🍟
McDonalds, Kent — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 24 July 2025