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🏠 52 Green Street, Gillingham, Medway, ME7 1XA
Tier Achieved:
Clean. Reliable. Does the job.
The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.
Merkur Slots is that spot where you go to gamble away your worries and possibly your life savings. Clean, friendly staff? Check. Fun times? Double check. But let’s be real: this isn’t about the food; it’s about the thrill. The reviews are drenched in nostalgia for a time when they could lose money in peace. It’s not your standard café vibe—more like a social club with the added adrenaline rush of slot machines.
If you’re after decent coffee or a meal, you might want to look elsewhere. But if you want to hang out with like-minded thrill-seekers, you’ll fit right in. Just don't expect the culinary experience of a lifetime; this is about the vibes and the potential for a big win. Bring your wallet and your sense of humor.
"The staff are one of the highlights of this place."
"Clean, friendly staff."
"Best place to gamble my life savings away."
Merkur Slots, Medway — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 10 November 2024