NIPPY CHIPPY

Nippy Chippy serves up the classic fish and chips, but it's a mixed bag. Some swear by their crispy batter and decent portions, while others reckon they could fry an old shoe and still call it ‘fish’. Jenni loves the speedy service and gluten-free nights, but Vivienne wasn’t so lucky when she got a hard-as-a-rock fish that probably saw the fryer more than the sea.

And then there's the delivery drama. Susan had a two-hour wait for food that didn't even arrive, which is longer than most Netflix series. If you're feeling lucky, swing by for a lunchtime special, but be prepared for the occasional culinary gamble.