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🏠 5 Station House, 500 Elder Gate, Central Milton Keynes, MK9 1BB
Tier Achieved:
Clean. Reliable. Does the job.
The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.
Ah, Costa Coffee, where the coffee is consistently decent but the staff could use a lesson on basic manners. Laura’s giving a standing ovation to the team for their hustle, especially Phoebe and Omar, who keep the energy flowing even in the midst of chaos. But then you’ve got people like Yafet who’d rather sip battery acid than deal with rude baristas.
The ambiance? It’s your average coffee shop vibe—fine if you’re not expecting a Michelin-star experience. But if you need a caffeine fix and can overlook the occasional snark from staff, this place can serve you a decent brew, albeit with some side-eye. Just remember to carry your proof of purchase if you want to use the loo—because why not add a dash of humiliation to your coffee break?
"The staff handled everything with such professionalism, speed, and genuine friendliness."
"The barista that served me yesterday was so kind."
"Coffee is always perfect and Stuff is always so friendly."
Costa Coffee, Central Milton Keynes — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 18 March 2024