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🏠 11 Field Walk, Central Milton Keynes, MK9 3EP
Tier Achieved:
Clean. Reliable. Does the job.
The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.
Ah, John Lewis—the place you go to buy a toaster but end up having a mediocre meal instead. It’s not exactly a culinary destination, more like a pit stop in the shopping mall of life. The food is fine, and the staff can be hit or miss—shout out to Joe for sorting out that faulty Airbook, but not everyone is having a great experience. Some customers are left feeling more disappointed than cheered after dining in.
In the grand scheme of things, if you’re here for electrical goods, go for it. But for a meal, it’s a bit lackluster. You can grab a bite, but don't expect to be blown away. If anything, it’s a reminder that not every adventure in retail leads to a gastronomic victory. 🥱
"Sorted the issue brilliantly"
"Made the experience a delight"
"It’s like he knew that I was tired"
John Lewis, Central Milton Keynes — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 8 February 2025