ABUJA RESTAURANT LOUNGE AND BAR

Abuja Restaurant Lounge & Bar is like that party-loving friend who keeps forgetting how to cook. The Jollof and assorted meats? Pure fire according to Jay Jay, who claims the flavors make Tasty's food look like cardboard. But don't get too comfy; the inconsistent experiences are enough for Diana E to issue a liver and kidney warning. You might think you're ordering a comforting pepper soup but end up with a horror show instead. Rutendo’s got the right vibe though, noting the good times with African music, but is it worth the gamble?

With staff who are all about the good times and some killer dishes, you could have a great evening. Just keep an eye on your food—sharp plastic shards and liver surprises aren’t what you want on the menu. If you fancy a mix of joy and potential regret, Abuja might be your spot. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you.