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🏠 Cafe Health Central, Newham General Hospital, Glen Road, E13 8SL
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Fontanella Coffee House - Ground Floor Zone 6 is the same story as its sibling: clean as a whistle but lacking in flavor. With a hygiene score of 5/5 and a Google rating of 3.7, it’s a decent pitstop but not a destination. Cheryl's family found solace here during tough times, which is fantastic, but let’s be real; it's just coffee and paninis in a hospital setting.
You can’t deny that the staff are friendly and keep things tidy, but if you’re looking for gourmet coffee, you might want to keep walking. It’s not bad, but it’s also not turning any heads.
"Thank you to the staff. They certainly got our family through a very tough time."
"A very nice man who knew how to say thank you in deaf sign language"
"Had a lovely panini and hot chocolate here."
Fontanella Coffee House - Ground Floor Zone 6, Glen Road — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 25 July 2025