VIVA BURRITO

Viva Burrito has got hygiene on lock, but the food? That's where things get dicey. Sure, the chicken burrito, as raved by Billy, was tasty and not your usual soggy wrap, but Sara's experience with rude staff and a cold tortilla leaves you wondering if the kitchen is as friendly as the front line. And what’s with the loaded nachos that turned out to be a sad plate of chilled salsa and stale chips? It’s like they’re trying to set a new trend in food disappointment.

With mixed reviews on service and portion sizes, it's a gamble. Some folks are singing praises while others are left feeling robbed for their £9.95 burrito. If you're nearby and starving, you might survive on this food. But for a good time, maybe skip the burrito and head somewhere less risky. Just remember, even if it’s clean, your taste buds might not thank you.