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🏠 90 Downpatrick Road, Mullagh, Killyleagh, BT30 9TZ
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Steamers Coffee Shop is like that reliable mate you call when you need a no-fuss breakfast—clean, tidy, and perfectly average. With a 5/5 hygiene score, you won’t find any mystery meat lurking in the back. Conor Hamilton raves about their Ulster fry, claiming it’s ‘nice’—and honestly, that’s about the highlight for the culinary aspect here.
But don’t get your hopes up. The food is only available through a hatch, and the menu is as limited as your grandma’s Wi-Fi password. Mark Cosby was less than impressed with the weak coffee, which is basically a crime in a coffee shop. If you’re in the area and need a quick bite before you catch a train, this place fits the bill. Otherwise, keep your expectations low and your appetite ready for something better.
"Great little place for some nice breakfast food."
"Lovely breakfast with my daughter in law and grandchildren."
"I've had to give this place only three stars."
STEAMERS COFFEE SHOP, Killyleagh — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 15 April 2025