PARK LIFE RESORTS WATERMOUTH LODGES

Park Life Resorts Watermouth Lodges might just be the place to escape to if you’re into sea views and spas, but don’t expect culinary fireworks. The lodges are described as 'basic,' which sounds a lot like someone trying to be polite about a motel. Sure, the views are decent, and it’s a good spot for the kids, but the food? Let’s just say the pizzas were a missed opportunity. You can snag a decent slice when it’s available, but don’t get too excited.

The staff are the real MVPs here, making sure you have what you need while you’re trying to figure out if you’d rather be in a fancy restaurant instead. It’s clean and well-kept, and the hot tub is nice, but for a self-proclaimed resort, the food choices could really use a glow-up. It’s more about the views and less about the plate, so come prepared for that trade-off.