Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 Easewell Farm Holiday Park, 1 Easewell Farm, Mortehoe, EX34 7EH
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Good food, hygiene's had some notes. Probably fine.
The food's genuinely great and the hygiene issues are "Improvement Necessary" — not catastrophic. Worth a punt if you're not a germaphobe.
Roy's Tee-Time Takeaway is the kind of place where you roll the dice every time you walk through the door. Hygiene's on the up with a big 2/5, but the Google reviews say it's a 4.5-star experience. Yeah, right. If you’re in for the thrill of potentially getting food poisoning with that hearty burger, bring a strong stomach and a sense of adventure. Maybe the slightly greasy chips will make it all worthwhile, but that’s a gamble.
Expect to walk out with a meal that’s probably been sitting under a heat lamp a bit too long while you watch the world go by. Just remember, it’s not about the destination; it’s about the ride. Probably best to stick to takeaways where the only thing at risk is your cholesterol level.
Roy's Tee-Time Takeaway, Mortehoe — Food Hygiene Rating: 2/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 27 August 2025