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🏠 21 Harbour Road, Portishead, BS20 7AJ
Tier Achieved:
Clean. Reliable. Does the job.
The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.
Bottelino's is like that friend who tries hard but always ends up in the 'vanilla' category. The atmosphere is all welcoming and stylish, but the food isn’t exactly winning any Michelin stars. Lara loved the fresh, delicious vibe, but let’s be real—there’s nothing groundbreaking happening here. It’s the kind of place that serves a solid meal but doesn’t leave you buzzing with excitement.
If you're in for a family-friendly Italian outing, Bottelino’s gets the job done without any real fanfare. The portions are generous, and you can indulge in the usual Italian fare without stressing about hygiene, which is a plus. So, if you're looking for a chill night without the frills, just don’t expect fireworks on your plate.
"The atmosphere is welcoming, stylish, and comfortable."
"Very family-friendly place."
"The food was fresh, delicious, and beautifully prepared."
Bottelino's, Portishead — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 6 November 2025