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🏠 Ashton Court, Long Ashton, BS41 9JN
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Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Courtyard Cafe is like that one friend who’s always clean but never brings food to the party. Hygiene is a perfect 5/5, yet the Google rating is a deflating 3.8 – which suggests that while they scrubbed the floors, they might’ve let the food slide a bit. The menu is filled with the usual suspects: sandwiches, pastries, and coffee that’s as basic as a Monday morning. You won’t catch any food poisoning here, but don’t expect to be wowed. The vibe is more 'fuel stop' than 'fine dining'.
Sure, the staff are friendly, probably because they know they’re serving mediocre grub. If you’re starving and need a clean place to refuel, this is your spot. Just don’t go expecting any culinary fireworks. Treat it as a pit stop, not a destination. You’ll survive, but your taste buds might just file a complaint.
Courtyard Cafe, Long Ashton — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 11 September 2025