CAFE NERO

Cafe Nero is your typical chain café with a hygiene score that could make a germaphobe weep tears of joy. Yet, it plays it safe with a menu that won't set any taste buds ablaze. Like a comforting blanket, it offers reliable coffee but let’s be real—it’s the same comfort you get from an old hoodie. You know what you’re getting, but it’s not exactly exciting.

With a few friendly baristas mixing things up, you might get a smile, but don’t expect culinary fireworks. It’s the kind of place you hit when you want a quick coffee fix without the risk of food poisoning. In the end, it’s like that friend who’s always around but never really adds any spice to your life.