Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 within Lower Lodge, Agecroft Road, Swinton, M27 8SN
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The ultimate Russian roulette. Culinary daredevils only.
The Devil's feeding trough. Food so good people risk it all. The kitchen is a horror show but the reviews are immaculate. Strongest stomachs only. You've been warned.
Lionbrew Cafe is an absolute paradox. It's got the charm of a local hangout with a one-star hygiene score—talk about a recipe for disaster. Sure, patrons rave about the food being fantastic and the prices being right, but when you have a hygiene score that makes you question your life choices, it’s hard to fully relax while munching on your meal.
It's like going to dinner at your mate's dodgy flat. You might love the vibe and the food, but you’re constantly reminded that this is not a Michelin-star kitchen. If you’re feeling adventurous and have a strong stomach, maybe give it a go. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you when you end up with a stomach ache.
"Great value for money cosy good food"
"Fantastic food at a good price"
"Food was great, can't fault it"
Lionbrew Cafe, Swinton — Food Hygiene Rating: 1/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 19 November 2025