Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 145 Salop Road, Oldbury, B68 9PT
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The ultimate Russian roulette. Culinary daredevils only.
The Devil's feeding trough. Food so good people risk it all. The kitchen is a horror show but the reviews are immaculate. Strongest stomachs only. You've been warned.
The Kitchen is where delicious breakfast meets questionable hygiene. Faiz Chowdhury was all about the flavor, raving about the 'fresh, full of flavor, and perfectly cooked' food. Aqib Mohammad was smitten with the desi breakfast—if only the hygiene matched the food's excellence. Parvez Choudhury praised the quick service, but let's be real, the 1/5 hygiene rating means you're playing Russian roulette with your stomach. If you’re brave enough to roll the dice, you might just find your new favorite breakfast joint. Just keep your antacids handy. 🍳
"The food was absolutely delicious—fresh, full of flavor."
"The kind sister who served me recommended the desi breakfast."
"Good local cafe with decent prices."
The Kitchen — Food Hygiene Rating: 1/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 30 September 2025